Ok everyone. I know some of you are very worried about the impending end of the world in 2012. I don't blame you! By the end of 2012 all of civilization will have come to an end and all of your money and possessions will be GONE! *POOF*
I have an idea how to help you out!
I will give you $1000 in CASH if you sign a contract stating that all of your assets and belongings will become my property on Jan 1, 2013.
Hell of a deal, don't you think?!?! Get $1000 CASH right now and give all of your possessions to a SUCKER like me who does not believe in the 2012 end of the world thing.