2012... and how to make a quick buck

by Elsewhere 3 Replies latest jw friends

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  Elsewhere

  Ok everyone. I know some of you are very worried about the impending end of the world in 2012. I don't blame you! By the end of 2012 all of civilization will have come to an end and all of your money and possessions will be GONE! *POOF*

  I have an idea how to help you out!

  I will give you $1000 in CASH if you sign a contract stating that all of your assets and belongings will become my property on Jan 1, 2013.

  Hell of a deal, don't you think?!?! Get $1000 CASH right now and give all of your possessions to a SUCKER like me who does not believe in the 2012 end of the world thing.
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  OnTheWayOut

  People with huge amounts of debt might take you up on your offer. They get $1000 today and you find out the bank owns the car and the house and they have nothing to show for their life. If you want their clothing and furniture, then you might be okay.
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  Elsewhere

  I'm not asking them to sign over their debt... just their assets.
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  OnTheWayOut

  My point is that only people without considerable assets will sign. People don't really believe the end is around the corner. Hell, JW's don't even really believe it. You won't get their debt, but you won't get their house or car, either. You will get the 12-year old home computer, the blue jeans and the banged up pots and pans, maybe a 30-year old couch and a 13-inch t.v. that needs the digital converter box.