Leave it to the Irish Catholics to think up one like this!!
IRISH TOASTMASTERS CLUB
John O'Riley was a member of an Irish Toastmasters Club. One evening at the local Irish Toastmaters meeting, a contest was held to see who could deliver the best toast.
Well, John O'Riley won the contest for the best toast of the evening: "Here's to the best years o' me life spent between the legs of my wife."
When John O'Riley arrived home, his beautiful wife asked him how the Toasmasters meeting went and he said, "I won the contest for the best toast of the evening."
His wife then asked him what his toast was, and he said, "Here's to the best years o' me life, spent in church with my wife." His wife then said, "Why John, that's so nice of you to include me in your toast."
The next morning, Mrs. O'Riley was downtown shopping and ran into the local policeman on the beat who was also at the Toastmasters meeting with her husband. He said, "Hello Mrs. O'Riley, that was some great toast that your husband John gave at the Toasmaters meeting last evening. He won first prize."
"Yes, that's right," said Mrs. O'Riley, "but he wasn't quite honest with the facts; he's only been there twice, the first time he fell asleep and the second I had to pull him by the ears to make him come."