random topic for the weekend

by John Doe 31 Replies latest jw friends

  • John Doe
  • AllTimeJeff
    AllTimeJeff

    Um, I don't remember my dreams. (and the "good" ones are not for public consumption, insofar as they give me a snowballs chance in hell with Angelina Jolie)

  • no more kool aid
    no more kool aid

    I just went to a dream interpretation web sit. I searched turkey. There were explanations for seeing a turkey, hunting a turkey and eating a turkey. But no one speaks about "being" a turkey (especially in an amorous way). You probably need help. Maybe from a team of doctors. Try a large teaching facility, but do seek help immediately.

  • AllTimeJeff
    AllTimeJeff

    Avoid turkey basters.

  • John Doe
    John Doe

    You probably need help. Maybe from a team of doctors. Try a large teaching facility, but do seek help immediately.

    LOL

  • John Doe
    John Doe
    Um, I don't remember my dreams. (and the "good" ones are not for public consumption, insofar as they give me a snowballs chance in hell with Angelina Jolie)

    Ok, so tell some dreams a "friend" of yours has had.

  • John Doe
    John Doe
    But no one speaks about "being" a turkey (especially in an amorous way).

    Trust me, there was nothing "amorous" about that dream. I'm fairly certain I know what the dream signifies, but I'll not get into that here.

  • Farkel
    Farkel

    :Top that one!

    I dreamed I was the Turkey hen that you nailed!

    But I don't call that a "dream." I call that a "nightmare."

    Farkel

  • AllTimeJeff
    AllTimeJeff
    Ok, so tell some dreams a "friend" of yours has had.

    *ahem*

    Well, a "friend" had a dream once where Angelina Jolie became very close to him. She even pretended to be Laura Croft or Mrs Smith whenever "my friend" wanted.

  • John Doe
    John Doe
    I dreamed I was the Turkey hen that you nailed!

    Which one? The one in a flimingo suit or the one covered in fetid moss?

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