If I were to go into the thousands of reasons why I hate the Gators, the University of Florida, or Gainseville, time wouldn't allow it. And I have much football to watch today. It's possible that I will have multiple fizzy barley waters. Probably some high in saturated fat wings. Likely, I will be sitting between men grunting at multi TV screens doing the same.
But at the time the Vols go to play the Gators, I hope that they totally kick their stenchy, lard filled @$$es all over the field....
....however, I will settle for a close, OT victory.