by nicolaou 22 Replies latest social entertainment
Damn, if only the farmer had missed, shot the boy, the bullet bounced around (like JFK) killing the mother too ... thus sparing us this vomit inducing email.
Yeah, I know ... I'm heartless.
BTW: in my story, the alligator is the last fatality and the farmer gets a nice pair of boots so it's not all bad !
This could be the making of a good WT study article. Entitled "The perils of the pond in Satan's World. Will you stay afloat safe from the false Aligator Apostates of this World?"
The boy would stand for those weak ones that race off to JWN sites. His clothes being shed? Not reading WT publications for protection.
The pond? The WWW, as represented by JWN
The alligator? Satans agents at JWN
The Farmer? That's easy, the GB ever on the watch, protecting the 'Other Sheep'
The truck? World headquarters of JW's publishing books of truth
The Rifle? God instrument of truth producing 'flashes' of light
The bullets? WT's being shot out of Bethel, killing the false ideas of JWN
The Mother? The local Elders doing all in their power to save the flock from the clutches of JWN
The Home? The local KH, a place of safety
The hospital? The Judicial comittee lovingly healing the boy from all the falsehoods infecting him from JWN
The reporter? The UN. The WT partner in spreading the Kingdom message
When this WT rolls out, just remember, I get full credit, you heard it here first.
You should see the one I just got from a really lovely, talented, artistic, born-in girl.
It is no copy & paste job. It is straight from her deluded heart.
All I can do is drop the occasional seed when she is around. If any have taken root she is doing a very good job of hiding them.
