H/B Mr Woods
I have a little announcement to make.
by JWoods 53 Replies latest jw friends
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feenx
What a beautiful point in life to reach! Kudos sir
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the research lady
Happy birthday from me and kool aid man!
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nelly136
Happy birthday
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Narkissos
Happy birthday James!
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Quirky1
Happy B-day!!
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BizzyBee
Happy Birthday, James!
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lisavegas420
Three Old Men
Three men were discussing aging at the nursing home. "Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old. "You always feel like you have to pee, and most of the time, you stand at the toilet and nothing comes out!"
"Ah, that's nothin'," said the 70-year-old. "When you're seventy, you can't even crap anymore. You take laxatives, eat bran, you sit on the toilet all day and nothin' comes out!"
"Actually," said the 80-year-old, "Eighty is the worst age of all."
"Do you have trouble peeing too?" asked the 60-year-old.
"No, not really. I pee every morning at 6:00. I pee like a racehorse on a flat rock; no problem at all."
"Do you have trouble crapping?"
"No, I crap every morning at 6:30."
With great exasperation, the 60-year-old said, "Let me get this straight. You pee every morning at 6:00 and crap every morning at 6:30. So what's so tough about being 80?"
"I don't wake up until 7:00."
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wobble
HAPPY 60TH JAMES !!!!
Lisa reminds me of Scottish comedian Billy Connely's advice for sixty year olds :
"Never pass up the chance for a pee, never trust a fart, and if you do get an erection USE IT !"
Many happy returns,
Love
Wobble
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Hope4Others
Happy Birthday and have a fabulous day.....
h4o