H/B Mr Woods
I have a little announcement to make.
What a beautiful point in life to reach! Kudos sir
Happy birthday from me and kool aid man!
Happy birthday James!
Happy Birthday, James!
Three Old Men
Three men were discussing aging at the nursing home. "Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old. "You always feel like you have to pee, and most of the time, you stand at the toilet and nothing comes out!"
"Ah, that's nothin'," said the 70-year-old. "When you're seventy, you can't even crap anymore. You take laxatives, eat bran, you sit on the toilet all day and nothin' comes out!"
"Actually," said the 80-year-old, "Eighty is the worst age of all."
"Do you have trouble peeing too?" asked the 60-year-old.
"No, not really. I pee every morning at 6:00. I pee like a racehorse on a flat rock; no problem at all."
"Do you have trouble crapping?"
"No, I crap every morning at 6:30."
With great exasperation, the 60-year-old said, "Let me get this straight. You pee every morning at 6:00 and crap every morning at 6:30. So what's so tough about being 80?"
"I don't wake up until 7:00."
HAPPY 60TH JAMES !!!!
Lisa reminds me of Scottish comedian Billy Connely's advice for sixty year olds :
"Never pass up the chance for a pee, never trust a fart, and if you do get an erection USE IT !"
Many happy returns,
Happy Birthday and have a fabulous day.....