Got a handle on my alcohol use.

by Gregor 47 Replies latest jw friends

  • megs
    megs

    Guess that blows my version of fore play.

    A slap on the ass and a verbal warning... "Brace yer self"

    That made me do an honest to goodness "LOL"!!!

  • purplesofa
    purplesofa

    Priests foreplay is for the uneducated man

    but the payoff is probably the same.

  • Priest73
    Priest73
    Priests foreplay is for the uneducated man
    but the payoff is probably the same.

    horse poop. I've studied Hustler for years. I know what wimins like. I got my lernin' on.

  • palmtree67
    palmtree67

    As long as the pay-off is in MY direction.....

    It's all good!!

    They say sex is like pizza:

    When it's good, it's really good.

    When it's bad.... it's still pretty good!!

  • Priest73
    Priest73

    Oh purps...

    JUST inside the vaginal canal, I'm going to feel a ridge of muscle. I'll put a little pressure for just a few seconds. That will relax your muscles.

  • I quit!
    I quit!

    My first thought was he must have bought a beer mug.

  • purplesofa
  • palmtree67
    palmtree67

    Priest,

    Shame on you, you made rum and coke come out my nose.

    I wonder if Dr. Hot-Stuff who's 7 feet tall has a cure for that?

  • Priest73
    Priest73
    Priest,
    Shame on you, you made rum and coke come out my nose.
    I wonder if Dr. Hot-Stuff who's 7 feet tall has a cure for that?

    Brace yer self.

  • palmtree67
    palmtree67

    I'm 5' 3".

    There's not enough rum and coke in the world.....

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