Just Received My Invitation For The Convention...

by brinjen 11 Replies latest jw friends

  • brinjen
    brinjen

    Well, actually I just found it on the kitchen table so either the flat mate spoke to them or he found it in the door. Should I gate crash?

  • Jadeen
    Jadeen

    Maybe go goth so no one recognises you. Hee hee

  • WTWizard
    WTWizard

    Show up--invisibly. And then, if questioned, tell them that "certain faithful individuals have seen you at the event" without giving them the names.

    When they invalidate that "evidence", mention that the washtowel littera-trash does that all the time.

  • brinjen
    brinjen

    I should mention I don't know anyone in the congregation here, and they don't know me. The closest congregation that I attended is over 3,000km (around 2,000 miles) from here... so it would be possible for me to go undercover.

  • Black Sheep
    Black Sheep

    Go fishing

  • chickpea
    chickpea

    definitely gate crash...

    at some posh party or event

  • lisavegas420
    lisavegas420

    Yeah, you should go and take pictures and share them with the rest of us.

    Us, being those who ain't no way in hell going.

    lisa

  • dinah
    dinah

    Can Juli and I come with you? We'll take drinks and laugh at everything they say (and prolly get escorted out by a gung ho MS)

  • brinjen
    brinjen
    Can Juli and I come with you? We'll take drinks and laugh at everything they say (and prolly get escorted out by a gung ho MS)

    Hell yeah!

  • homeschool
    homeschool

    My dad just invited me to the 1 day...too bad we can't make it

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