a conversation in paradise (page 3)

mrpink,

:At some point I'll give you guys my bio....it's pretty crazy.

ALL of our bios are pretty crazy, you know!

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Dub A: Wanna go pet some lions?

Dub B: I HATE friggin' lions! I'd rather die than pet another one.

Dub A: Wanna go watch some lions hunt down and attack bales of straw? It's pretty cool how they corner and then gang up on those straw bales.

Dub B: NO!

Dub A: What do you want to do?

Dub B: Get me some new poontang, that's what.

Dub A: You know you can't do that. It's against the rules. How long you been married to your wife now?

Dub B: 192,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 years.

Dub A: Yeah. I see what you mean.

Farkel

Welcome mrpink.

Philip

Welcome, fellow Coloradan !

Thanks for the welcome everyone.

outofservice, ... Thanks, I'm in the Denver metro area.

Farkel-

Lion B: Hey, why are your teeth so sharp?

Lion A: It's to cut through the bindings of the hay bale! wtf?

Also, what do you think the age of everyone on the whole planet will be?

25? 30? ...18?

Can you imagine running into an 18 year old Moses?

sorry for the multi-posts....but I'm just kinda making this up as I go along. And. I'm thinking....as far as

the pecking order goes...I'd be the same age as my great grandad, and my great grandson (times infinity)...

and I'd bet my grandma would look pretty hot! (sorry!) but, you see what I'm saying?

welcome mrpink, I like your sense of humor

Also, what do you think the age of everyone on the whole planet will be?

The men will be 30 and the women 16. That's about the usual age dynamic for witness couples, right?

The men will be 30 and the women 16. That's about the usual age dynamic for witness couples, right?

yep. lol

Hey! I resemble that last remark!

a conversation in paradise