G'day Jesus,
Happy Birthday. I like what you said about us all learning to live together in peace and recon you got the rough end of the pineapple getting nailed to a timber beam as a criminal like that.
I am as guilty as anyone in taking the piss out of you this year, nothing personal. I hope you understand that it's mostly just a response to your followers liing and saying crazy things about you. Sorry I can't resist having a dig at your followers ... perhaps it's a legacy of nasty old 'spoilsport' Rutherford .. more likely it's my own incapacity to just let other people be happy in thier chosen beliefs... i often wonder what you and Elvis think of your fans.
Just as Judge Rutherford killed Santa Claus and took away simple joys like caroling and wishing one another "merry christmas", the Watchtower Bible and Tract Society made hollow people out of us to the extent that on leaving the cult we have to learn how to celebrate life and all its joys. Naturally this in no way excuses my actions, i'd meet adversaries with contempt even if i'd never heard of the bible, jehovah or the brooklyn bible scholars. It's just my way and if i have to back track with grovelling cap in hand now and then, so be it.
Oh course I don't believe You, Elvis or Father Christmas will read this but admit you three have many positive benifits for mankind as a whole. Please help me forgive your nasty judgemental followers Lord, they know not what they do.
unclebruce