Is Sex ALL Men Think About?

by tyydyy 24 Replies latest social relationships

  • tyydyy
    tyydyy

    I say YES! Everything relates back to sex with men. For instance:

    Car - Guys look for a car that will attract women. Why? So they can have SEX. Even when purchasing a truck for work, we think "Should I put a camper on back, just in case?". How big is the back seat? Why do we care? Because we want to have SEX back there.

    Food - We buy food that will make us look good and healthy. Why? So women will want to have SEX with us. And for the rest of us that have given up on looking good there is the food that gives you the feeling of having had SEX.

    Home - When buying/renting and furnishing our home we ask ourselves "Would a sexy woman be comfortable in my home. Would she want to have SEX with me here?"

    Clothes - Does this make women want to have SEX with me? We never ask does this make my ass look to big? We think does this make the "package" look good? lol but we NEVER ask other men this!!!

    Computer - So you can have cyberSEX.

    TV - Ever wonder why beer commercials are full of women in skimpy outfits? So we can imagine having SEX with them.

    Music - Will this get her in the "mood" so I can have SEX with her? Or you imagine Brittany Spears or Shania Twain or Janet Jackson, need I say more?

    Art - Ever notice how long guys linger in front of the pictures of naked women? SEX

    Work - More money = More SEX

    Friends - They are there so you have someone to brag about your SEX to.

    Children - You have to have SEX to get them!

    Pets - Babe Magnets! Girls think you are cute and will possibly have SEX with you.

    Hobbies - A vain attempt to get your mind off SEX when you aren't getting any.

    Alcohol - Buying for yourself to get the guts to ask a woman for SEX. Buying for the woman to get her in the mood to say Yes to SEX when you get the courage to ask.

    Typing new posts - Increases dexterity which in turn means better SEX!

    TimB

  • teejay
    teejay

    No.

    Sometimes we think about food.

    If we're lucky (or plan it right) we can have both at once.

  • Nathan Natas
    Nathan Natas

    Thats why sex with a waitress is such a popular fantasy.

  • GatoCat
    GatoCat

    An all-time classic truth revealed through a movie is that scene in "When Harry Met Sally" where he explains to her that men can't have women as friends because they're always wanting to "nail 'em."

    Tyydyy, you're spot on with all this, except for one:

    Computer - So you can have cyberSEX.

    Not me. When asked, I say, "Thanks, I appreciate the offer, but I prefer physical contact with my sex."

    COMF

  • patio34
    patio34

    A joke from the tv program 'Frazier':

    A man doesn't use sex to get what he wants! Sex IS what a man wants!

    Pat

  • JT
    JT

    TY

    All I have to sick is you are one SICK DUDE WITH A SICK AND WARPERD MIND, but..

    I love it

    Great post

    James

  • JT
    JT

    Patio

    you all are cuttting up tonight

    smile

  • Farkel
    Farkel

    tyydyy,

    : I say YES! Everything relates back to sex with men.

    I thought about something else once. I forgot what it was, though. It was long, long time ago.

    Farkel

    "I didn't mean what I meant."

  • GatoCat
    GatoCat

    Everything relates back to sex with men.

    I thought about something else once. I forgot what it was, though. It was long, long time ago.

    Sex with women, maybe?

    ROFLMAO

    Gotcha!

    COMF

  • Farkel
    Farkel

    : Sex with women, maybe?

    No, COMF. It was ducks. Eiders.

    Farkel

    "I didn't mean what I meant."

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