I asked why and he replied: "Because, I'm still trying to examine you."
I went to the Doctor today and he told me I had to stop masturbating
by Elsewhere 5 Replies latest social humour
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watson
He obviously has NO "bedside manner."
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Satanus
The doctor replies, "Well, what seems to be the problem?"
John replies, "Well, you see, I ...um...well...it's like this...
When I wake-up in the morning, my wife and I have sex. I then go to work with my car-pool. And, uh, there's this woman in my car pool that I'm having an affair with....and we usually have sex in the back-seat on the way to work. And....well, when I get to work, my secretary and I usually have sex once or twice during the day on my big desk. Actually, sometimes it's three times a day. Then...as I head back home in the car-pool, me and the car-pool girl usually go at it one more time in the back seat. Then...when I get home, and the kids are asleep, my wife and I have quicky before we go to bed."
The Doctor then asks, "Why, John, what seems to be the problem with that? It seems you're fully sexually functional. What's the problem??"
John replies, "Well Doc, um...it kinda hurts when I masterbate."S
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dinah
Hey Elsewhere, are you on JWS? I'm starting a game over there. Would love for you to join us.
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ldrnomo
Was he rubbing your prostate?
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Black Sheep
I pulled that one off at the pub this evening when a mate asked how my checkup went.
I managed to keep a straight face until everyone was in fits.
Thanks mate
Chris