by stuckinarut2 14 Replies latest watchtower beliefs
With the org creating so many new Songs, we should give them assistance in coming up with better ideas....!
How about:
"Everyone will die, except for us". (Happy, upbeat song about dead bodies after the big A)
"Pioneer during youth, Discarded during retirement" (A song encouraging wasting ones life, then suffering the results when older)
"a cart with a heart" (an upbeat broadway style song from the standpoint of the literature cart) ......oh? that has been done you say?? Shame....
"Obey Us Or Die"
"Shun the Apostate Scum"
"Kids Bleeding to Death - Jehovah's Smile of Approval"
"Keep your eyes on the pinky rings"
"Armageddon's just a moment away" (Armageddon song to be sung for the next 50 years.)
"Trolly-ho" (Song about going forth and making disciples using trollies...not about a hot pioneer pushing a trolly.)
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I wish I were a WatchTower Weiner
That is what I truly wish to be
Cause if i were a WatchTower Weiner
Everyone would be in love with me
"The Sheeple March"
"Worship the GB"
"Put Service Before Care of Elderly Parents"
"One Toilet Sheet Per Publisher"
"Shun all Fun, it's Satan's Gun"
"A Boring Life Is a Godly Life"
"Kiss the GB, Lest God by Angry"
"The GB are more qualified than God"
"Plastic toys for tots make God sad"
o and from an old thread somewhere I think, I just googled to get some lyrics, people had remade "The Farmer and the Cowbody Should be Friends" from "Oklahoma" to "The GB and the 'postate should be friends".
Oh the GB and the 'postate should be friends
Oh the GB and the 'postate should be friends
One man likes his Watchtower fame
The other likes Peter, Paul and James
But that’s no reason why they cain’t be friends
Commentaries, folks, shouldn’t be forbidden.
Commentaries, folks, should not be banned
Albert Barnes was not so far off
Matthew Henry’s still in demand
I’d like to say a word fer the GB --
He likes it best without a lot of changes
For comfort he loves lots and lots of fences
So many they criss-cross the Bible’s pages!
Oh the GB and the 'postate should be friends
Oh the GB and the 'postate should be friends
The GB, like old Popes, decrees:
Bring those 'postates to their knees
But that’s no reason why they cain’t be friends
I’d like to say a word for the 'postate
The road he treads is difficult and stony
He reads for days on end
And knows he might lose all his friends
At least they might feel sorry at the "stoning"!
Oh the GB and the 'postate should be friends
Oh the GB and the 'postate should be friends
One man likes his Watchtower fame
The other likes Peter, Paul and James
But that’s no reason why they cain’t be friends
"I'm so glad that I'm not bad"
"Shepherds or police, which is it?"
"Ignoring the worldly things, like science"
"Armageddon outa here!"
"Faithful in microscopic things"
If I were a pioneer
bada biddy bada biddy bada biddy bada bum
all day long I'd biddy biddy bum
If I were a pioneer... hey!
Wouldn't have to work hard
bada biddy bada biddy bada biddy bada bum
"Survive Armageddon or Harm you Gettin' "
"There's a place for all in Jehovah's donation box"
"Let's not be like Sparlock"
"Welcome one Another ( to hell )"
