My Supreme Being or God Don't Give A Sh*t he's busy running the Universe!!

by frankiespeakin 23 Replies latest jw friends

  • The Almighty Homer
    The Almighty Homer

    It might just be that all the gods that ever existed came from the minds of ignorant men's imaginations.

    How ridiculous of a suggestion in this day and age and the knowledge that we have acquired in how the good

    and bad of are human experience are being controlled by either good or bad spirits.

    Accepting fantasy as if it were reality is not good for humanity now or forward on in the future.

  • frankiespeakin
    frankiespeakin

    Satan,

    if i can get his attention...

    That's the hard part,, I mean he's got so much going on these days,, maybe at the end of time when he can relax.

  • Satanus
    Satanus

    'maybe at the end of time when he can relax.'

    The hindus have a tyheory of cycles that last 64 million yrs, or something like that. The universe(s) expand for 64 million yrs, and then contract for the same amount of time, until everything is gone. Then, it starts all over, again. Maybe, i can catch him when it's all gone. A beer break might help him do better on the next cycle. Then again, beer tends to cause gas in some people.

    S

  • frankiespeakin
    frankiespeakin

    Yeah maybe next pulse would be better if he could just take a few billion years and introspectively ask what have I just learned here.

  • frankiespeakin
    frankiespeakin

    My god don't waste time listening to prayers,,can you imagine how crazy he'd get if he'd have to respond to every creature request and mark for special attention once hes done a back round check on a petitioner and found them a righteous man or someone who was giving him glory, or a patriarch or the person was using a special prayer designed to pull at god's heart strings and thus do the thing requested, or how about those prayers that drone on and on just imagine the torture of having to listen to a prayer that lasted 5 or 10 hours repeating and repeating the same thing over and over again. My god is spared all that,, it is not in the contract run the universe #1 priority no listening to all that mind numbing mumbo jumbo.

    Nope there is a universe to run and he ain't got time help you find your keys, so instead of asking my god to help you find them I suggest you take a couple of memory courses or get a retractable keys holder and hook it to your belt so you do go losing them.

  • cameo-d
  • WTWizard
    WTWizard

    You are asking too much of God to have Him stop holding you down. Allowing you to find a mate (or a job, if you are unemployed) is asking too much (let alone asking Him to actually lift a finger to help you).

    Yet, He is not asking too much of you to give up your whole life, suffer in every sense of the word, and do more than you possibly can to further His nefarious plan for the earth.

    That is love???????????????????????????????????

  • frankiespeakin
    frankiespeakin

    My Deity don't need your praise,,he's not filled with delusions of grandeur,, and gets to be all needy with a desire to be worshipped or get in a fighting mood and then get vengeance on his enemy/rival gods worshippers.He just plane old don't give a crap who you worship. He recognizes the egocentric desires of humans but treat them just like any species desire nobody higher or lower,,a functional part of each species reactionary system,, due to ones environment and evolutionary niche in this DNA swarm.

  • loosie
    loosie
    Okay fine, I'm gonna keep shopping for a Supreme Being that realizes that I'm more important than the rest of the universe.

    I hear you Billy. if he or she is so supreme, then he or she would be able to do it all... run the universe AND worry about my indiviual needs.

  • frankiespeakin
    frankiespeakin

    Loosie,

    I hear you Billy. if he or she is so supreme, then he or she would be able to do it all... run the universe AND worry about my individual needs.

    Well there are limits even when dealing with a supreme being. And don't forget wasted energy over worry,,He's got to be efficient in the: not wasting energy department. Worry is a neurosis that we dare not give god.

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