Your sex life as a j-dub (not sure if this is the correct forum for this)

by Psychotic Parrot 21 Replies latest jw friends

  • Psychotic Parrot
    Psychotic Parrot

    if it isn't then i'm sure a mod will move it for me

    but yeah, for those of you who were married as j-dubs, did you find that being a j-dub somewhat soured things in the saucy department? lolz

    i'm so glad i don't have to marry a j-dub woman! marriage can taint sex enough as it is, let alone with jehoobie in the room with you all the time as well!

  • Witness 007
    Witness 007

    It's very distracting checking bound volumes and "Insight" volumes during love making.....can I give her a "Dutch Suprise"......let me check.

  • Psychotic Parrot
    Psychotic Parrot

    are hickeys acceptable?

  • blondie
    blondie

    It depends on who gives it to your, your spouse, okay, if not, not a good idea.

  • blondie
    blondie

    BTW, if you believe God sees and hears everything....................

  • rockmehardplace
    rockmehardplace

    my wife, who is a born in jw, has never let a magazine or a board of directors in ny tell her what she can or cannot do in the bedroom, or kitchen, or bathroom, or living room, or car, or you get the idea.

  • wobble
    wobble

    Rockmehardplace,

    my wife objected once when I made love to her as she bent over to reach into the freezer,she said it wasn't "appropriate"

    mind you,we were in the supermarket at the time.

    Love

    Wobble

  • Witness 007
    Witness 007

    Is a "hickey" with a vaccum cleaner mastubation???????

  • Psychotic Parrot
  • rockmehardplace
    rockmehardplace

    supermarket , now that is hilarious.

    just a little side note, my wife and i went to a concert with some jw friends and the line was super long for the ladies. the mens room was in and out so to speak. we had all been drinking and i told my wife to use the mens room instead. other women were doing it too. so i took her in there and she went into the stall. i followed. a few minutes later, add another new place to our list.

    and yes, it was only a few minutes.

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