Farrah, Ed, Michael, now Jeff Goldblum???? WTF?

by daniel-p 24 Replies latest jw friends

  • daniel-p
    daniel-p

    Still "unconfirmed", but what the hell is going on?

    http://search.twitter.com/search?q=jeff+goldblum

  • Chalam
    Chalam

    On the day that we've lost Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett there has been unconfirmed rumours that both Harrison Ford and Jeff Goldblum have also died. ...

    Twitter Goes Mad With Celeb Death News

  • Chalam
    Chalam

    CELEB: Harrison Ford Death Delays Indiana Jones 4

    Harrison Ford has died on the first day of filming on the new Indiana Jones film, whose full title remains a closely guarded secret. A tearful Steven Spielberg addressed a frenzied media pack hours after Ford had collapsed and died on the set in Tunisia. “I don’t know how this happened. He told me he was in great shape. I thought he was looking great for a man of his age, I mean he’s older than me and he’s still able, was able, to beat me up. Which he did, a lot. That’s why it’s been 17 years since the last one. But then…he insisted on taking a nice easy stunt to ease himself back into the role and he just…collapsed and died when trying to get off a vintage bicycle”.

    Producer and co-writer George Lucas initially wanted to simply replace Ford with a photo-realistic CGI version of the actor created by his Industrial Light & Magic special effects company but it’s understood that Spielberg made him cry by asking who was the beardie with the two best Director Oscars and after that the decision was made to just recast the role.

    Relatively unknown star of Firefly and Serenity, Nathan Fillion was cast in the role of Indiana Jones and the script was given a quick rewrite by David Koepp (who Spielberg refers to as “my closer”) to eliminate all references to the character being far too old for this kind of…stuff. Fillion, who had previously worked with Spielberg on Saving Private Ryan, for one scene (he was the ‘other’ Private Ryan), was delighted to take on the iconic role but after completing six scenes the film was cancelled. “I can’t say I’m surprised, but at least my batting average with Spielberg went up a bit” Fillion sighed philosophically.

    Fergal Casey

    Best advice is don't believe everything you read on the internet!

    All the best,

    Stephen

  • daniel-p
    daniel-p

    OK, Harrison Ford one is fake, but what about Jeff Goldblum?

    http://screencrave.com/2009-06-25/report-jeff-goldblum-has-died/

  • XJW4EVR
    XJW4EVR

    Fox announced that they are getting a number of these from the internet.

  • yknot
    yknot

    LA Snark is saying Jeff is alive...

  • Chalam
    Chalam

    THIS STORY IS STILL DEVELOPING...Actor Jeff Goldblum died while filming a movie in New Zealand early this morning - June 26, 2009.

    Preliminary reports from New Zealand Police officials indicate that the actor fell more than 60 feet to his death on the Kauri Cliffs while on-set. Specific details are not yet available.

    The accident occured at aproximatly 4:30 a.m. (UTC/GMT +12). Additional details and information will be forthcoming.

    URL looks suspect to me

    http://jeff.goldblum.mediafetcher.com/n ... ealand.php

    All the best,

    Stephen

  • Leolaia
    Leolaia

    This is a warmed over version of this chestnut:

    http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/hoaxes/tomhanks.asp

  • inkling
    inkling

    Wow, even more bizarre, Tom Hanks died today in the exact same accident!!!

    http://tom.hanks.swellserver.com/news/top_stories/actor_new_zealand.php

    Some people need to check the filter on their bologna detection kit methinks...

    [inkling]

  • daniel-p
    daniel-p

    Some people need to check the filter on their bologna detection kit methinks...

    Gah! Thanks for the tip, inkling. I heard about it from a colleague, so I was primed to believe.... now I can lord it over her.... ;)

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