Chrisler makes first Witness friendly car!

by Witness 007 7 Replies latest social humour

  • Witness 007
    Witness 007

    The new look "Witness 607 Chrisler" has "new light" headlights to see into the future...but no rear window since you don't need to look into the past. It seats 24 adults, with no seat belts or saftey features at all, except "pray power." The horn sound is unique as it simply says "JEEEHOOOVER" {Demon scare tecnology} Apostate Airbags to knock out anyone with independant thinking. The back boot is full of Watchtower publications....no room for groceries since you can't afford them anyway, since it gets 1 mile per gallon on it's "Holy Spirit Ethenol blend Fuel." The "Paradise Radio" only plays kingdom melodies....on every station. Inside only di-misters to remove "hot air." "Tribulation double strength Bull bar" on the front...Catholic resistant.

    There is no warranty or garantee since Armagedon is coming soon anyway......Watchtower finance avalible, you pay it off and we keep it when your done!

  • Priest73
    Priest73

    Shouldn't it be called the Christ-ler?

  • Heaven
    Heaven

    I can't wait for the pics!

  • watson
    watson

    Does this new auto come with the "6 way adjustable seat of current understanding?"

  • ballistic
    ballistic

    Does it have a "pair'adice" in the Windscreen? ;)

  • Black Sheep
  • Black Sheep
  • Witness 007
    Witness 007

    "Pair a dice".....thats friggin funny, lol.

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