BLONDE JOKE ........A good oneA blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help m e. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get s tarted."
Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster."
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over t he table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to h er and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to a ssemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster."
He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a n ice cup of tea, and then ." he said with a deep sigh, . .. . (scroll
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"Let's put all the
Corn Flakes back in the box."