SONG # 167 We are family accept if your disfellowshipped
SONG# 168 Jehovah's happy medicated people
New Witness Songbook 2009...any song title suggestions?
by Witness 007 43 Replies latest jw friends
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MissingLink
* Hail Theocrocracy's Decrease
* Bend Over, Bend Over
* Shun Your Son
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ohiocowboy
Song 52 From Hovel to Hovel
Song 41 Keep your eyes on the Sister's Thighs
Song 88 Have intense love for one another-wink, wink
Song 70 Flushing Jehovah's heavenly throne
Song 69 Pedophilia-Jehovah's perfect arrangement
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Witness 007
Song 70- Contributed by Brother Prince; "Tonight were gonna Party like it's 1999 in 2009."
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Sweet Honey
song 188 -knock knocking on peoples doors
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Pandoras cat11
The hubby and I are having a late breakfast or early lunch? Can't stop laughing!!!! This thread is hilarious. The kids wanted to know what was so funny.... Anyway, I am not as creative as the others but here are a few.
Like a virgin. (Dare ya not to roll on the floor while singing!!)
Material girl. (only the rich elders wives can sing)
Little red corvette. (Solo by the visiting speaker!!...and yes this really happened. Not the solo, but the speaker did show up in the cool corvette!!)
You've lost that loving feeling.....
Just curious if anyone is from southern California? There was a commercial that had a guy named Cal Worthington and his dog spot... It had a catchy tune. We had at one time a brother who was the "territory servant" who's name was Cal. You practically had to fill out a loan application to get the territory card. A real jerk. We would sing the commercial song "Go see Cal" in the car. It was easier to get a car loan from Cal Worthington and his dog spot than get a territory card. Oh....I was a pioneer and the hubby was an elder at the time. Sorry...you can't see the humor in this unless you lived in Southern California and heard the tune. They played it to death!!!!
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lurk3r
Song 134 - " Take the Money and Run " (to the tune of the classic Steve Miller Band")
Song 169 - " Preach, Preach, Preach "
Song 181 - " Stalk'n Me " (to the tune of Rock'n Me )
Lets not forget the all time classic "Love Bomb" as set to the B52's "Love Shack".
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lurk3r
LYRICS FOR "Knocking on People's Doors"
Title Credit - Sweet Honey
Music as done by : Guns n Roses
Lyrics by - lurk3r
( The congregation stands as brother Mike Litoris places the cd in the player)
Mr, take these mags from me...
We can't place them anymore...
It's getting hard too hard you see...
All were doing is knockin on peoples doors...
Knock-knock-knockin' on peoples doors, hey hey hey hey yeah
Knock-knock-knockin' on peoples doors
Knock-knock-knockin' on peoples doors, ohhh yeah
Knock-knock-knockin' on peoples doors, hey hey yeahhh
Ohhhhhhh yeah yeah
Ohhhh yeah yeah
Brothers take these 2 hours from me, ( yeah just this month)
I can't put in anymore...
and when the CO is comin' round...
I'll take that time to put in more...
Cause all it feels like is..we're
Knock-knock-knockin' on peoples doors
Knock-knock-stalkin' on peoples doors, hey hey ya
KNock-knock-knockin on peoples doors, ohhhh yeah
Knock-knock-stalkin' on peoples doors, hey hey yeahhhh
"You better start sniffing' your own
Rank subjugation brothers 'cause it's just you
Against the apostate scum, the world
And Satan, forever brothers and it wouldn't
Be luck if you make it to the New System alive "
lurk3r
Edit: As a tribute the elderly ones in the Hall "Golden Years" music by David Bowie
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ninja
these are funny......
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onefootout
Song 66 - Nothing eles matters - Metallica. No lyric change needed.
ofo