Found ya! (warning, contains righteous profanity):
O Yahweh, Where Art Thou?
by SixofNine 8 Replies latest jw friends
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purplesofa
I posted this a few days ago and I'm pretty sure the thread died!!!!
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Dagney
Okay that's funny.
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Satanus
Purps
Yahweh #%^&&&ed up your thread;)
Had an uncle who turned away from booze and to god when his son almost died in a car accident. He thought god did it. My unc died, recently. Imagine going to the other side and finding out that the biblegod doesn't exist..
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beksbks
Ohhhhh good stuff. My tummy hurts.
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parakeet
"Sales, Mr McGill, sales! What do I sell? The truth, every blessed word of it. From Genesis down to Revelations. Yes, the word of God, which, let me say, there's damn good money in during these times of woe and want. People want answers, and Big Dan sells the only book that's got 'em ... I'll reveal how to make vast amounts of money in the service of God Almighty." ... Yes, Bible sales. The trade is not complicated. There are two things to learn...One, find a wholesaler, the word of God in bulk, as it were. Two, recognise your customer. Who are you dealing with? It's an exercise in psychology, so to speak. And it is that which I propose to give you a lesson in right now. ... It's all about the money, boys! That's it! Gol... durned... money!"
Big Dan from "O Brother, Where Art Thou?"
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jamiebowers
LOL!
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BizzyBee
Oh....thass good!