Easter?

by Priest73 10 Replies latest jw friends

  • Priest73
    Priest73

    when jesus rises, if he sees his shadow, does that mean there's six more weeks of spring?

  • ziddina
    ziddina

    It means he'd better run; the guys with the wooden crosses and the nails are coming!!

  • Priest73
    Priest73

    shit... I forgot to hide my eggs from Jesus.

  • Priest73
    Priest73

    appearntly the Jesus Freak fundies can't appreciate a joke. Oh well.

    Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Duh! the holes in his hands!!!

  • Priest73
    Priest73

    what's the difference between and oil painting and Jesus Christ?

    It only takes one nail to hang and oil painting!

  • purplesofa
    purplesofa

    You know Priest,

    Easter may not be something you believe in but many people do.

    Very disrespectful, thoughtless

    and furthermore pointless.

    purps

  • Priest73
    Priest73

    your point?

  • purplesofa
    purplesofa

    I hope the mods pull this thread

    and no one else adds anymore to it.

    purps

  • Priest73
    Priest73

    are you kidding me? is jesus off limits?

  • Priest73
    Priest73

    we can post limitless poofter topics, but I pluck a nerve about a 2000 year old hippie and you get pissed. JESUS CHRIST (yeah blaspheme I did it!)

    look at the heritic making fun of the silly christians!!!

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