Did Jesus ever farted?

by outofthebox 15 Replies latest jw friends

  • outofthebox
    outofthebox

    Well? It is a valid question. Isn't it?

  • BurnTheShips
    BurnTheShips

    Holy spirit in Hebrew is ruach ha kodesh.

    "Holy wind"

  • JimmyPage
    JimmyPage

    Yes but he turned his methane into perfume.

  • keyser soze
    keyser soze

    Yes, but he always blamed it on Judas.

  • cameo-d
    cameo-d

    ...and you are an active elder, right?

  • BurnTheShips
    BurnTheShips

    Pitas and hummus do tend to make the bowels gassy.

  • BizzyBee
    BizzyBee

    More importantly - do Jesus fart and why did us cared?

  • palmtree67
    palmtree67

    My farts are pretty.

    Maybe his were handsome?

  • keyser soze
    keyser soze

    More importantly - do Jesus fart and why did us cared?

    I think incorrect grammar is the least of this threads' problems.

  • Leolaia
    Leolaia

    Holy spirit in Hebrew is ruach ha kodesh.

    "Holy wind"

    Well, in the fourth gospel Jesus gave the Holy Spirit by breathing on his disciples (John 20:22). I bet his breath was lovely.

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