The Watchtower has a new program where if you have left you can return with no questions asked and receive 100 bonus hours of service time. Bonus hours have to be turned in within a one year of your return and are not valid with any other offers.
Watchtower makes an for those who have left to return.
by I quit! 9 Replies latest jw friends
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sacolton
Wooo! I'm there! Can I exchange the 100 bonus hours to 100 hours of stay-home time?
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willyloman
Be careful; if you accept the bonus points you'll receive a credit card offer in the mail!
And by the way, isn't it surprising they haven't already done that? Imagine what a couple of million credit cards with a $59 annual fee would do the WTS bottom line!
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OnTheWayOut
I think the 100 bonus hours have to be matched with 100 hours of kissing the elders' asses.
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Homerovah the Almighty
Yes and added to that they are offering to buy a new suit for all men to wear and will retrain individuals on how to put on that
brainwashed phony grin out in public.
I'm starting to reconsider.
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WTWizard
And get counted toward their 7 million? I don't think so. Still zero or negative benefit.
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quietlyleaving
and mine too
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AK - Jeff
You can also redeem the bonus hours for a complimentary 'Pioneer' credit. Three Pioneer credits can be redeemed for a free pass to New World Fantasy Land. You can spend decades dreaming and hoping in New World Fantasy Land, help others to gain points with the Awarder of Fantasy [Jehober], and can gain back lost friends until the forever dream ends. Prizes will be awarded based on recommendations to the governing board by committees, including but not limited to, window washers, janitors, and household cleaning specialists. All prizes can be revoked upon suspicion of, or judicial proof of wrongdoing, or alledged wrongdoing on the part of any participants.
Disclaimer: Dreams can end at any time without any reward. Subject to New Light.
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Mastodon
Do not forget, every purchase with the "Redemption Credit Card" can get you reward points that can be used to buy pleather briefcases, rayon ties, mid-calf hoses for the ladies, and fugly 'service' shoes.