by processor 10 Replies latest jw friends
Hi,
after The Witchtower, I also translated some articles from "Unser Kürbisreichsdienst" (meaning "Our Pumpkin-empire Ministry", sounding similar to "Our Kingdom Ministry" in German).
Here is the first issue of "Our Boredom Ministry":
http://svhelden.kilu.de/pdf/obm_01_2008.pdf
 | The first issue covers the following topics:
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A bottle of wine before we go into field service will help us to speak the truth even more clearly and will earn us the power of our God.
where was this advice when i was still hawking magazines for the b0rg?!?!
good stuff!! very tongue in cheek
Wear a diaper before you read this stuff.
HB
Very funny! Good work.
love it! another brilliant piece of work. Is there any way to get a copy of the Witchtower?
Is there any way to get a copy of the Witchtower?
You mean a printed copy? Unfortunately, no, I do not print them. But you can make one by yourself.
You can use the "2 pages per sheet" option in Adobe Reader. First print pages 16,1,14,3,12,5,10,7. Then put the paper back into the printer (upside down) and print pages 8,9,6,11,4,13,2,15.
Oh MY goodness that's funny!
I stole outlaw's dog!!!!
I like the instruction and scriptural reasoning on why Broithers should NOT shave before ministry
"For the Milky Way"
Absolutely hilarious! The whole thing puts the original to shame....BRAVO!!!! Fantastic use of scriptures...I learn so much more from your excellent expounding of the Scriptures, brother! Such nuggets and gems of truth!
