Dangit John Doe!

by beksbks 15 Replies latest jw friends

  • beksbks
    beksbks

    You can't just up and leave because we give you what for!!! We have come to depend on your ability to take it like a man!

    Entertain me!!!

  • John Doe
    John Doe

    You forget, I was impersonating a woman. If you don't know what I'm talking about, then I'm not going to tell you. Hrummpphh.

  • snowbird
    snowbird

    That's right!

    You just bring your tonguey little behind back to this board before I go oomph upside your knotty head.

    Sylvia

  • purplesofa
    purplesofa

    Actually,

    JD, you gave me something to think about, I appreciate you.

    Please don't do something stupid like paint your nails.

    purps

  • beksbks
    beksbks

    Purps!!! He's supposed to paint our nails!!

  • John Doe
    John Doe

    This gives me an idea--why has no one invented a gas powered toe nail painter?

  • purplesofa
    purplesofa

    This gives me an idea--why has no one invented a gas powered toe nail painter?

    John(the toolman) Doe

    It's not about speed, it's about being pampered and that takes time.

    purps

  • John Doe
    John Doe

    Being pampered is one thing, being pampered with a gas engine is an even greater thing.

  • beksbks
    beksbks
    being pampered with a gas engine is an even greater thing.

    Good Lord, my mind is in the gutter, I've obviously had one glass of wine too many

  • John Doe
    John Doe

    Boy, I sure predicted that last response spot on.

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