Jesus -- Reborn to Virgin Mary...Again !

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  • Rabbit
    Rabbit

    Some folks will believe anything -- twice.

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    Peruvian Jesus born to Virgin Mary on Christmas

    Fri Dec 26, 1:06 pm ET

    LIMA (Reuters) – Virgin Mary , a 20-year-old Peruvian woman, gave birth to a baby boy on Christmas day and named him Jesus, Peru 's state news agency said on Friday.

    The baby's father, Adolfo Jorge Huamani, 24, is a carpenter. Religious Peruvians compared him to Joseph the Carpenter in the Bible.

    " Two thousand years later the story of Bethlehem is relived," read the headline about the birth in El Comercio , the main newspaper in Peru, a predominantly Catholic country.

    The mother, Virgen Maria Huarcaya, delivered the 7.7 pound (3.5 kg) boy, Jesus Emanuel, in the early hours of Christmas at the central maternity hospital in Lima, the capital.

    "A few days ago we had decided to name my son after a professional soccer player," the father said. "But thanks to a happy coincidence this is how things ended up."

    (Reporting by Terry Wade ; Editing by Vicki Allen)

    Copyright © 2008 Reuters Limited. All rights reserved.

  • Nosferatu
    Nosferatu

    Great, maybe he can fix this toilet earth and tell the JWs that they were NOT chosen in 1919.

  • rebel8
    rebel8

    Well, her *name* is Virgen Maria. http://www.anorak.co.uk/strange-but-true/198782.html Peru’s Virgin Mary Gives Birth To Porn Star Jesus Hitler IN Peru Virgen Maria Huarcaya Palomino, married to a carpenter, has named her newborn son Jesus Emanuel after giving birth on Christmas Day. Just like the Virgin Mary, Virgen opted for a Caesarean operation. Husband, Saint Joseph, aka Adolfo Jorge Huaman, shares the same profession as Jesus’s Earth daddy, and the same name as the man who oversaw the murder of millions of Jews, gypsies and Slavs. The BBC, which brings this modern take on the nativity, might like Adolfo to play both Joseph and Herod. And Jesus can grow up to star in straight-to-tissue soft porn movies. Says she: “In school they made fun of my name.” Who’s laughing now?

  • BurnTheShips
    BurnTheShips

    Heh. My G-Grandfather's name was Jesus, and his wife Maria. They named their first son Jose-I believe he was born on Christmas day.

    BTS

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