Your best (one sentence) description of the WT (page 5)

Kingdom Hall - A place to hold our 5 mandatory indoctrinational sessions a week.

Brainwashing - Not just for residents of Jonestown.

You are free to make your own decisions after elder approval.

"We're gonna wash those thoughts right out of your head, and send them on their way!"

"Guard Yourselves Against Independant Thinking" - (By the way this is a true title of one of their own articles.

Sorry, couldn't stop with just one.
Ofcmad

"Noah was a drunk and look what he accomplished." The Metatron/ Dogma

The New York Teliban, and their Al Qeada Network

"God's loving gift to the hopelessly braindead."

Farkel

"I didn't mean what I meant."

The untimate suicide machine for "free thinkers".

Sunny

minds are like parachutes--they only function when open.

In a world of peace and love, music would be the universal language...Thereau

international terrorist associacion

blind tour guide corp.

The UN lover

The GB without a country

the rainbow chaser corp

the world wide association of assholes

the collective amnesia group

the bable printing sociaty

the off target locust army

The group who refuse to sign

the anonymity writting commitee

the tower without foundation

The New York Taliban, and their Al Kidd-a network.

(very obscure reference, meant only for a few)

NWT: The discipline and mental-regulating [KJV:authoritative advice]of Jehovah

f**king cult.

I don't need to fight
To prove I'm right
I don't need to be forgiven.

A Stepping Stone

Anyone else remember the public talk: From Stumbling Blocks to Stepping Stones?

Your best (one sentence) description of the WT