Let's all have a laugh

by heybaby 8 Replies latest jw experiences

  • heybaby
    heybaby

    Let's think about what the name of the next DC should be. Here are a few I thought of:

    - College: A "Valueless Thing"

    - The Blessing of Jehovah Makes Rich (but the GB makes you poor)

  • rebel8
    rebel8

    Muppets are apostates (see badboy's thread)

  • JimmyPage
    JimmyPage

    This year's DC theme will be "Where's JimmyPage? Is he really an apostate now?"

  • FlyingHighNow
    FlyingHighNow

    Sacred Service:

    We've decided it's not what we thought it was and will spend three days telling you what we think it is now convention.

  • FlyingHighNow
    FlyingHighNow

    The Evil Bad No-no Convention.

  • IWillBeDubbedNoMore
    IWillBeDubbedNoMore

    "The Great Snore Fest"

  • FlyingHighNow
    FlyingHighNow

    Misery loves company convention.

  • chickpea
    chickpea

    the end of this system is so close.....

    but not so close you wont have to go to this bluddy DC

  • lalliv01
    lalliv01

    "The LIGHT gets brighter" convention. There will be refreshing and loving new information regarding:

    1) disfellowshipping, disassociation and shunning.

    2)field service reporting and making disciples

    3)baptism and who should be baptised

    4)who really is "the last generation'?

    5)who really is the head of the congregation?

    You will not regret being there among god's people to receive the wonderful, happy news, and new light we've all been waiting for.

    The first 1000 people will receive a FREE 8x10 glossy photo of..............................

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