See, I was being honest about the wine.
When I used to visit my granny, I would put vodka in my orange juice. I could never fool her. She would say " Your drinking!" and I would say, No, no granny, it's just orange juice. She never beleived me.....
But then I would give her a big hug and smile and she would pretend it was orange juice for me.
Now what makes you think I'm smokin Gracie? Just because their was billowing clouds when I opened the door? I think there's a problem with the rad in here! Just give me a few more hours, and I'll have it all fixed for you!.
This cork, might even solve the problem. But, I'll have to finish the rest of the wine first, so it doesn't go bad.