Oh Sweet Lord!

by cameo-d 11 Replies latest jw friends

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  cameo-d

  "It is terrible that Jesus is being wrapped up in gold foil and sold along with chocolate bunnies, edible penguins and lollipops," said Aegidius Engel, a spokesman for the archbishopric of nearby Paderborn.

  Frank Oynhausen set up his "Sweet Lord" chocolate Jesus-making business saying he wanted to restore some traditional religious values to Christmas in Germany.

  Oynhausen is now custom-producing the chocolate Jesus figures, at a cost of 15 euros for 100 grams, but by Easter he hopes to have a partnership with a mass producer.

  "We're hoping to be able to export them around the world one day," Oynhausen said. He reckons there are parts of the United States where they will be especially popular.

  http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/27911774/

  SO what would you rather have as your christmas goodie....a chocolate jesus or toll house cookies?
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  purplesofa

  When I am PMSing a chocolate Jesus will be fine!
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  Tyrone van leyen

  A Jesus that melts in your mouth!

  Now that sure beats those lousy dry wafers. One thing I can't stand is a crunchy Jesus. Unless he's served with cold cuts of course.
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  Tyrone van leyen

  Cold cuts, get it. Oh never mind. I'm dimented.

  But wouldn't this { } look a lot tastier with meat. You could use thin sliced ham for a robe and alphlpha sprouts for a beard. Where's everyones sense of humour these days.
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  Tyrone van leyen

  Ok, lets get serious for a minute. There's different ways of preparing Jesus. He could be Gluten free with no saturated fats.

  Msgs may add flavour to him, but is this a good thing for your health? I'm not into a processed Jesus either. Sprouts grown organically would make a far healthier beard, but just make sure you wash it first, cuz you don't want traces of manure or E coli.

  When your done, just pat the beard down, with a paper towel. You don't want dripping robes or a soggy face. Enjoy!
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  Gregor

  Don't forget the toothpicks in the appropriate places
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  shamus100

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wfamPW3Eaw

  Here's your chocolate Jesus.
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  beksbks

  OMG! I love Tom. I saw him last year at the Bridge show, he's amazing.
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  cameo-d

  but just make sure you wash it first, cuz you don't want traces of manure or E coli.

  Mama always said you aint gotta wash if you pray over the food.

  So I would imagine you can eat the manure as long as you pray first.
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  FlyingHighNow

  I'd prefer a chocolate Buddha.And while I'm snacking, I'll listen to my favorite Cat Steven's LP.