If you could, would you have many wives?

by eyeslice 40 Replies latest jw friends

  • blondie
    blondie

    Not all women have PMS........................

  • stillajwexelder
    stillajwexelder

    No - it takes me all my time to keep one woman happy - many sounds like a nightmare

  • Finally-Free
    Finally-Free
    the amount of underwear on the floor would boggle my mind

    Not to mention the tripping hazzard it would create. It's bad enough in my house, and I'm there alone.

    W

  • Witness 007
    Witness 007

    Blondie - "Not all women have PMS".........that's true, dead women don't!

  • FlyingHighNow
    FlyingHighNow

    Hey, men get He-MS. Men have bad moods that can be attributed to hormonal fluctuation, too. They also go through andropause in midlife and can suffer some of the same symptoms women suffer from menopause. The only difference is that they don't have menstral flow to clue them into the fact that their problems are hormone related. Their families don't have the tell-tale signs to clue them in such as a box of tampons sitting out in the bathroom.

  • Finally-Free
    Finally-Free
    They also go through andropause in midlife and can suffer some of the same symptoms women suffer from menopause.

    We have other obvious symptoms though, including but not limited to:

    • Wearing tight, low-rise pants, even if we weigh 270 pounds.
    • Paisley shirt with the top 6 buttons undone so the world can see our gold chain rest on our rolls.
    • A small, bright red sports car we can barely fit in. The steering wheel is a great belly rest. Who cares if it always sets the horn off?
    • A fascination with women half our age.

    W

    I don't believe all these edits! I must need 4 more coffees.

    ...or maybe a spin in my small red sportscar that I can't fit in to.

  • iceguy
    iceguy

    I feel the same as Sweetstuff...One is enough!!! If I had to deal with more than one woman at a time I think I would go crazy!!! I only need one Sweetstuff in my life at a time. ;)

  • Snoozy
    Snoozy

    Male Menopause...Henopause...

    I always though more wives would be great..help with the chores!..

    But I now wonder if wife jealousy would get in the way?

    I wonder if jealousy is a normal emotion..

    I don't remember being jealous very many times in my lifetime...

    Snoozy...

    More than one husband? May have sounded good when I was a lot younger...well actually it sounds pretty good now...more to help around the house..At least a spare would be good...

  • JeffT
    JeffT

    Somebody years ago (Laugh-in? Smothers Brothers?) did a spoof of a news item that some NY Yankees players had been into wife swapping. So the guys go through a routine to decide which wife is sleeping with whom, at which point the women announce simultaneously that nothing is happening tonight as they all have headaches.

  • mkr32208
    mkr32208

    Absofreakinglutly!

    My wife and I have seriously discussed having another woman around (even though you can't 'marry' her) think of the advantages! It would make raising kids much easier taking care of a household much easier three workers in a house instead of two increases the income stream. It increases the brainstorm power and the thinking of the household.

    Also my wife and I are fairly evenly matched in the hard headed dept but I still have a slight advantage in some areas. She figures another woman would be on her side more often that not so they would, when combined, have a sort of 'veto' power that she doesn't have on her own.... Of course I have two young daughters who already trumpet 'MOMMAS RIGHT' whenever they can!

    I think the advantages far outweigh any possible disadvantage!

    Now all we need is a smart, cute, willing woman... Any takers?

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