by gaiagirl 77 Replies latest jw friends
'So! I have never seen anyone who could see his own faults and press the charge home in his own breast.'" - Confucius
"Those that serve a cause are not those who love a cause. They are those who love the life which has to be led in order to serve it - except in the case of the very purest, and they are rare." - Simone Weil
The sky is blue. On a sunny day.
Hugs matter.
When you do something wrong, and try to cover your ass, it always comes back to bite you.
Take care,
Ismael
1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
2. Don't worry about what people think, they don't do it very often.
3. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian anymore than standing in a garage makes you a car.
4. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
5. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.
6. A person, who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person. (This is very important. Pay attention! It never fails.)
7. For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.
8. Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.
9. Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.
10. No man has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
11. Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.
12. Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.
Take care,
Ismael
Murphy always finds a way.
A conscience is what hurts when all of your other parts feel so good.
DONE!!!!!!!
Take care,
Ismael
Your first sniggling little ant-sized worry about an attribute or quality you notice on a first date, is what will later turn into one of the biggest problems between you.
There appears to be no limit to just how fat I can get.
StAnn
I just farted.
It stank.
:Make a statement you have found to be TRUE.
Any God who created people who produce farts that if lit, could burn down several neighborhoods, and then let those same people who make them be able to get on elevators and WILL flatulate on elevators that go up 100 floors, is one sick God.
Farkel
