Off to the one day special assembly day - what can I look forward to?

by eyeslice 26 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • eyeslice
    eyeslice

    I never attend any of the congregation meetings but to support my wife, I attend the assemblies and the memorial. Tomorrow is the one day special assembly day. Should I be getting excited?

  • purplesofa
    purplesofa

    Boredom!

  • reniaa
    reniaa

    Thats a kind thing to do for your wife :) whatever you do or don't get from it.

    reniaa

  • isaacaustin
    isaacaustin

    you will hear alot of praising of the org and bashing of what is outside the org

  • 95stormfront
    95stormfront

    Yeah....my wife was teelling me about hers coming up also.

    Before she could ask that I go with her, I countered that I'd have to be at work that day to conclude a big project we have going on.

    Wasn't a lie.....I do have a big project that's finishing up that weekend.

    Damn!!!!

  • blondie
    blondie

    2008-2009 Special Day Assembly

    Theme:“Keep Watching the Ministry…, That You Fulfill It”** Col. 4:17 **

    Morning Program

    9:50 Song No. 148 and Prayer
    10:00 “Keep Your Ministry to the Fore”
    10:15 “Overcoming Challenges to Our Ministry”
    10:40 “Cultivate What You Have Planted”
    10:55 Song No. 43 and Announcements
    11:05 “How We Recommend Ourselves as Ministers”
    11:35 Dedication and Baptism
    12:05 Song No. 202

    Afternoon Program

    1:30 Song No. 48
    1:35 Experiences
    1:45 Watchtower Summary
    2:15 “Young and Old Enjoy the Ministry”
    2:30 “Youths Who Fulfill the Ministry”
    2:45 Song No. 107 and Announcements
    2:55 “Highly Esteem Your Ministry”
    3:55 Song No. 181 and Prayer

    Notebooks of course can be downloaded at www.theoshare.com

  • hillbilly
    hillbilly

    a sore ass if you sit all day........

    But you knew that...................

    jeff

  • 95stormfront
    95stormfront
    2008-2009 Special Day Assembly

    Theme:“Keep Watching the Ministry…, That You Fulfill It”** Col. 4:17 **

    Morning Program

    9:50 Song No. 148 and Prayer
    10:00 “Keep Your Ministry to the Fore”
    10:15 “Overcoming Challenges to Our Ministry”
    10:40 “Cultivate What You Have Planted”
    10:55 Song No. 43 and Announcements
    11:05 “How We Recommend Ourselves as Ministers”
    11:35 Dedication and Baptism
    12:05 Song No. 202

    Afternoon Program

    1:30 Song No. 48
    1:35 Experiences
    1:45 Watchtower Summary
    2:15 “Young and Old Enjoy the Ministry”
    2:30 “Youths Who Fulfill the Ministry”
    2:45 Song No. 107 and Announcements
    2:55 “Highly Esteem Your Ministry”
    3:55 Song No. 181 and Prayer

    Short Version.....

    Get you lazy asses out in service. We're hemorraging people willing to support our comglomerate.

  • gumby
    gumby

    As Blondies program showed......it's stronger hype for the ministry and alot of emphasis on obeidience to the Faithfull and Discreet Slave.

    One-a-these-days I'm gonna get the nerve to jump up on stage and pull down my nice slacks and point at my scrotum and tell them all these jewells of mine have more to offer than a years worth of this shit crap.

    Gumbags

  • Thechickennest
    Thechickennest

    Eyeslice:

    It's nice of you to spend a day with your wife doing something she holds dear to her heart. Having said that, don't get your expectations too high about the program. I veiwed Blondies copy of the program. In it's basic form the WT program has not changed much in the last 25 years that I can see.

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