Chicken Sacrifice

by cameo-d 20 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • cameo-d
    cameo-d

    I wonder why we don't hear more C & W songs about this... like this title:

    "It's Good Enough for God (but ain't good enough for you)"

    I told her I was sorry, I killed a checken, too

    She still ain't coming back yet and I am just so blue.

    No checkens in the coop left; dead checkens fill the yard

    And now I'm outta beer; life is so damn hard.

    Oh it was good enough for god,

    but ain't good enough for you

    Guess I should have used the rod

    cause you is spoiled all through.

  • Robdar
    Robdar

    "It's Good Enough for God (but ain't good enough for you)"

    I told her I was sorry, I killed a checken, too

    She still ain't coming back yet and I am just so blue.

    No checkens in the coop left; dead checkens fill the yard

    And now I'm outta beer; life is so damn hard.

    Oh it was good enough for god,

    but ain't good enough for you

    Guess I should have used the rod

    cause you is spoiled all through.

    Cameo-d, you is one crazy cat!

    ROFLMAO!

  • mustang
    mustang

    Another "somebody done somebody wrong" song!!!

    (Set to some music outta "Fiddler on the Roof")

    Mustang

  • cameo-d
    cameo-d
    They explain that since the Hebrew word gever means both "man" and "rooster", punishment of the bird can be substituted for that of a person.

    I thought this was a particularly good explanation.

    But it does make me wonder, if a chicken would do, then why are they still looking for a red heifer for special sacrifice?

    Is "heifer" the Hebrew word for woman?

  • mustang
    mustang

    Just shows ta go ya: put enough superstitions together and, voila!!!! You get a religion

    Mustang

  • Robdar
    Robdar

    I hope when those jews die and go to heaven that God appears to them as a big, pecking, chicken.

  • cameo-d
    cameo-d
    I hope .....God appears to them as a big, pecking, chicken.

    Pecking chicken or

    Peking duck?

  • stillajwexelder
    stillajwexelder

    its unfair. They put a rubber bag over your head. Put you into a dark wet tunnel and make you do press ups until you are sick in the bag. Its not fair being a dick

  • cameo-d
    cameo-d

    Wrong answer, stilla.

    What happened to "god loves the smell of burning roast duck"?

  • stillajwexelder
    stillajwexelder

    What happened to "god loves the smell of burning roast duck"? that as well

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