IT IS BETTER TO BE THE BEAK OF A HEN THAN THE TAIL OF AN OX.
FOUND IN A FORTUNE COOKIE:
I hate when those cookies cheat me out of a fortune... that's no fortune, that a saying...
Like Confucius says... man that goes to bed with itchy butt wakes up with smelly fingers... LOL!
I heard that you should add the phrase "IN BED" to all fortune cookie fortunes.
OR: EARLY TO BED EARLY TO RISE, MAKES A MAN HEALTHY, WEALTHY, AND FATHER OF A VERY LARGE FAMILY! LOL!