Football- A sport played on a field, by 2 groups of men. All offensive plays begin with the quarterback rubbing his groin on the centers butt, then gives him a signal, the quarterback then recieves the centers ball.
The QB then palms his ball as he feels his way through the pocket, looking for a way to dump his hot ball on one of his teammates.
The recievers downfield are ready and willing to recieve this hot ball.However the defenders will use any means requires to intercept the load, sometimes even using illegal moves, such as pass interfrence, or a facemask.
In the event the QB is unable to move his ball to the endzone, a new hero appears..the place kicker. This fellow will kick the QB's ball through these 2 legs at the end of the field. 3 points are awarded.
Personally, I never liked football and never understood the obsession.