I won't post the link because it contains profanity... But, if you are agnostic or atheist, you might find the video "Hand of the Almighty" by John R. Butler on You Tube, pretty darn funny... Here are the lyrics, sanitized for the protection of the innocent by replacing the offending words with cluck and spit respectively:
Oh sinner, do no stray
From the straight and narrow way
For the Lord is surely watching what you do
If you approach the Devil's den
Turn 'round, don't enter in
Lest the hand of The Almighty fall on you
He'll cluck you up (He'll cluck you up)
Yes, God will cluck you up
If you dare to disobey His stern command
He'll cluck you up (He'll cluck you up)
Don't you know He'll cluck you up
So you better do some prayin' while you can
Long ago a man named Lot
Had a wife he thought was hot
But she could not stop her black and sinful ways
You know it was her own damn fault
When God turned that b**** to salt
That's the way He used to work back in those days
He clucked 'em up (He'll cluck you up)
He really clucked'em up
When the people went and turned their backs on Him
He can cluck you up (He'll cluck you up)
No spit He'll cluck you up
Just like He clucked the people up back then
I used to have a friend named Ray
Who walked that evil way
He cursed and drank and broke his neighbor's fence
You know Ray was full aware
That some sheep were over there
And he knew them in the biblical sense
God clucked him up (He clucked him up)
He went and clucked Ray up
Went and paid him back for all his wicked sins
He clucked him up (He clucked him up)
Clucked that boy completely up
Now he's married to a Presbyterian