lipstick on the mirrors

by John Doe 8 Replies latest social humour

  • John Doe
    John Doe

    > According to a news report, a certain private school in Washington was
    > Recently faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were
    > beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was
    > fine but after they put on their lipstick, they would press their lips to the
    > Mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints.

    > Every night the maintenance man would remove them, and the next day the
    > girls would put them back.

    > Finally the principal decided that something had to be done. She called
    > all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance man.
    > She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the
    > custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night (you can just imagine
    > the Yawns from the little princesses).

    > To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she asked
    > the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required.

    > He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and
    > cleaned the mirror with it.

    > Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror.

    > There are teachers and then there are educators.

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  • asilentone

    Good one!

  • yknot

    EEWWWWWW !!!!

  • John Doe
    John Doe

    I can picture the smirk on the maintenance man's face.

  • John Doe
    John Doe

    The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman, and a Bulldog are in a bar having a drink when a great-looking female Collie comes up to them and says, "Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me."

    So the Doberman says, "I love liver and cheese." The Collie replies, "That's not good enough. Sorry, mean guy."

    The Bulldog says, "I hate liver and cheese." She says, "That's not creative enough. Sorry, muscle man."

    Finally, the Chihuahua thinks a little and says, "Liver alone... cheese mine!"

  • John Doe
    John Doe

    White man's gude/translation, to rap music.

  • free2think

    LMAO thanks for the laugh JD especially the last one, very funny.

  • John Doe
    John Doe

    Yeah, I laughed. ;-)

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