That's one good idea--try to keep track of how many times a scripture is misused per boasting session or how many times they put the Filthful and Disgraceful Slavebugger in Jesus' position. And, if you reach double digits, it's a bonus.
Yes, that field circus washtowel is a doozy. They have to misrepresent the scriptures to make it look like everyone needs to go out in field circus and report the time. I don't think there is even one scripture that, when properly applied, suggests that everyone has to be going from door to door. In fact, it is plain that some were given as teachers (not all). It ls all a scam.