1/ Adam and Eve F*#ked up - ate from a tree that shouldn't have been put near them. 2/ Israel were God's nation but continually failed to live up to 100's of perfect law's.So they F*#ked up too, corz' they werent perfect. 3/ Jesus came to the Earth, didn't like the religions here, so started his own - gutsy bloke, would like to have a beer with him. 4/ Jesus' Mates tried to keep things rolling, but they eventually had other ideas. 5/ Dark ages - God went on holiday to Bali. 6/ 1870 something. A man didn't like the religions, so started his own. (Charlie Boy) 7/ Charlie dazzled his believers with measurements of a pyramid and how these measurements meant the world would end in 1879. 8/ Whoops! 1914... umm 1915 oh F*ck it! 9/ Hang on! Here comes a big fella who says he's a judge - so he must be right hay! 10/ So now, 1914 looking back, was the beginning of the end...... yes i see now of course. 11/ believers are now an elite group who will survive THE END. What about the millions of other nice people? "Fu#k em! we're going to live" 12/ year 2008 - " We're right your wrong,just please don't criticise us.Corz' we are definately right." (Like this spelling) 13/ " Any minute now - any second now - ........ just around the corner..........final part of the last days......very soon now...... 14/ " Oh, maybe we need to adjust our thinking on some issues" 15/ F*ck this! I'm watching the Olympics.....