Have any of you heard about "The Cleavage Talk?" C'mon!!

by Lady Zombie 37 Replies latest jw friends

  • Dogpatch
    Dogpatch

    LOL LZ I won't mess wit you on a bad day!

    sweetstuf sez,

    I'm sure the boys in Brooklyn would love it if sisters did wear the Hijab and Burqa, but the protests would be too great, lol.

    No, the old FARTS would love it, the BOYS would be quite unhappy! :-))

    Bethel wasn't a priggish as many congregations, at least when I wuz ther.

    fooDogz

  • Lady Zombie
    Lady Zombie

    Here's one! When I was a teenager back in the 80's, we had an elder who was such a jackass and hopeless geek, that once at a picnic get-together, he thought I should be counselled for "wearing fadish clothing." I was wearing parachute pants.

    DON'T GIVE ME ANY GRIEF! IT WAS THE 80'S!

    Whenever I attend a meeting, I make sure I wear below the knee skirts and non-cleavage tops, but I'll also make sure to wear textured hose or micro fishnets, or if I go hose-less, I'll have my toenails painted hot pink.

    Or something.

    I like to wear leather skirts too. Below the knee of course.

  • DJ_Q
    DJ_Q

    Parachute pants, you just gave yourself away, I had like 6 or 8, with my Members Only Jacket.

    Talk about making a fashion statement, then.

    Hey, parachute pants did look good on the ladies, I remember that much.

    LOL

    DJ_Q

  • jamiebowers
    jamiebowers

    When I was younger and still had a nice figure, I never wore form fitting clothes in and out of jw land, (with the exception of blue jeans). But that didn't stop a wierd married ms from telling me how he loved to watch my butt as I walked away or stood up for a song at the kh ( I had a bubble butt, and I guess he was an ass man). Anyway, it just goes to show that some guys are perverts, even when you dress to leave things up to imagination. Think about how strange the minds of some elders are when they ask molested children if they were dressed in a sexy manner.

  • garybuss
    garybuss

    We had women at our circuit and district assemblies that would make a 60 year old Vegas hooker blush. The corridors were like a Frederick's of Hollywood show and go. Damn wonder the assembly didn't get busted by the vice squad.

  • wednesday
    wednesday

    memories ... he he

    once at the kh I was getting out of my car. Opened the door and well, a passing truck driver honked and yelled something in appreciation. An elder saw it and chastised me. he he. memories.

  • Fadeout
    Fadeout

    I was counseled for gawking at some sisters in my hall... I told the elders I couldn't help it, I had a fetish for fully clothed women, and they shouldn't be tempting me into stumbling... so they got counseled and had to start showing skin at meetings from then on.

    Then I woke up.

  • DJ_Q
  • WTWizard
    WTWizard

    All they want is for everyone to look the same. Everyone is supposed to look like a generic humanoid figure, presumably to keep anyone from attracting anyone else. Notably, the witlesses also practice that you are supposed to feel the same toward everyone as well as look like everyone.

    No wonder so many of them turn to the world.

  • CoonDawg
    CoonDawg
    Watch yourself, LockedChaos! You obviously haven't deadened your body members.

    By the way....my idea of spanking your body member didn't go over well as a way to "deaden" them. Seems that completely wasn't what they meant.

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