How To Install A Home Security System In The South
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1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size
14-16 work boots.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns
and Ammo Magazine.
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads:
Hey Bubba, Me, Big Jim, Duke and Slim went for more ammunition.
Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls - they attacked
the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer
took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked
all four of 'em in the house.
Better wait outside.
"Cooter"
How to install a home security system in the south.
by John Doe 8 Replies latest social humour
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John Doe
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snowbird
In my neighborhood, it would be park two jacked-up neon hoopdies with chrome wheels out front.
Everybody knows you don't mess with those houses.
Sylvia
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John Doe
park two jacked-up neon hoopdies with chrome wheels
Can I get a translation Sylvia?
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aSphereisnotaCircle
John you left out one small detail.
Nail targets to every tree in the yard, be sure that every one of them have a couple dozen bullets holes in very tight clusters.
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Honesty
In my neighborhood, it would be park two jacked-up neon hoopdies with chrome wheels out front.
Everybody knows you don't mess with those houses.
Sylvia
That's how they do it in my hood too.
And it sure beats putting up an ADT sign in the 95 degree heat.
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Junction-Guy
How about a pic of a gun with the caption "warning, we don't dial 911"
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Dorktacular
LOL I hung up one of my targets from the gun range in the garage so if anybody's snooping around, the first thing they see is 16 bullet holes right through the heart. I think they'll get the message.
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White Dove
"In case of emergency, this household dials 357."
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free2think
LMAO good one JD