Hilarious, check this out:
Watchtower Bible and Tractor Pull Society
Welcome to the board, Munchausen! I was hoping that you'd make a thread so everyone could see that we have a new one!
I just read the first bit but it was very funny.
I've bookmarked it for later.
edit: And Welcome
This part is hilarious!
Witnesses believe that during the war of Armageddon, which they believe to be imminent, the wicked and anyone cool will be destroyed, and that the survivors of this event, along with individuals deemed worthy of resurrection , will form a new zombie society ruled by The Watchtower, Bible, and Tractor Pull Society of New York Inc , and have the possibility of living forever in an earthly paradise as the zombie servants of Zombie Jesus.
144,000 "Co-pimps" ....Absolutely Awesome...!!!!!!!