WTBTS Hints At Incest/Pedophilia?

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  • WTWizard

    What happens when the witlesses take the counsel too seriously? They are in fact going to have same-sex parent/children or same-sex siblings sleeping together, on their sides, as a way to avoid this horrible "crime" of masturbation. Believe me, if it comes from the Filthful and Disgraceful Slavebugger, there are going to be plenty of witlesses that are going to try it out.

    No, I do not see any reason why it would work. All this advice does is creates problems where none needed to exist, and often solves nothing. The idea is that if there is someone watching, they are less likely to masturbate since there is no privacy. Sleeping on your side prevents the blankets or mattress from contacting your private parts, hence one less way to masturbate (another lame excuse from the Filthful and Disgraceful Slavebugger).

    For more advice that does nothing but creates problems where none needed exist, see either Young People Ask--Answers That Do Not Work book.

  • stillajwexelder

    if you lie on your stomach it will cause you to rub your member against the cloth

  • Scully

    Didn't CT Russell advocate "air baths" as beneficial for the mind and body?

  • purplesofa

    After reading it twice, I would like to think the WT meant that sharing a room did not mean sharing a bed. It's worded badly.


  • asilentone
  • cameo-d

    I dont get it! WTF does sleeping on one's side, not on back or stomach have to do with anything? Can some enlighten me?

    I think its got something to do with making Ezekiel bread. Is it available where you live?

    9 Take thou also unto thee wheat, and barley, and beans, and lentiles, and millet, and fitches, and put them in one vessel, and make thee bread thereof, according to the number of the days that thou shalt lie upon thy side, three hundred and ninety days shalt thou eat thereof.

  • Homerovah the Almighty
    Homerovah the Almighty

    Yes sleeping on your side stops hornyness......what ?

    How come they didn't explain what to do if you awoke in the morning with a woody ?

    Yes its commendable to walk around horny and as with men to walk around with itchy swollen uncomfortable balls,

    Yep nothing bad in any way can happen with taking that particular stance , socially and physiologically ............right

    Well maybe a little rape and pedophilia

  • wha happened?
    wha happened?

    Ok are they returning back to the old bovine references and thinking regarding sexual behavior? Lay on one's side and u are woody free?

    I dunno but those crazy old men in NY seem to pursue the crime of chicken choking with alot more seriousness than they do pedophiles in the congregation.

  • inkling
    So, at nighttime arrange to share a bedroom with other members of the family.

    Ok now, let's be fair. It says share a room, not a bed.
    And the logic seems obvious. If you sleep in the same
    room (bunk beds anyone?) with a sibling or parent, you
    are going to be deterred from playing with yourself out
    of embarrassment.

    Now of course any normal person would just find some
    other place and time, but that's because the very moral
    premise the article is formed from is absurd.

    Really stupid advice? Sure. But I really don't see any
    incestuous subtext like you all seem to.

    As far as the sleeping on side vs back/front, I have
    not frickin clue. Never stopped anyone I know.

    That is just weird.


  • AuntBee

    THis thread has been very educational. This middle aged mom learned a few new euphemisms for masturbation!

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