Do you take Ritalin?

by purplesofa 21 Replies latest jw friends

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  babygirl75

  It used to be used as a diet pill....however he can concentrate again

  Loose weight, get some sleep, and concentrate.......

  *gone to call doctor*
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  John Doe

  Why not "purplecouch?"
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  babygirl75

  Because "sofa" is classier than "couch"
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  John Doe

  I never liked the word sofa. It has no texture. It feels like cotton in your mouth, no form, no shape--spongy even. Couch is a much nicer sounding word.
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  FlyingHighNow

  I have tried it. It made me sleepy. I need to try it again.

  Coulda been Purple Devan.
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  WTWizard

  As with any drugs, you should weigh the side effects against the possible benefits before trying it. Ritalin side effects are nothing to fool with--and it might not actually help. Instead, you might try structuring your life to take advantage of the condition, which means a shorter attention span and more tendency to explore.
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  oompa

  I have seen the purple sofa in previous pic posts....someone was lying on it reading COC I believe!!.........oompa
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  OtisBarker

  P-rs...bd dr...er...drg, g-g-gd.

  Prshcribd drgsh, gud.

  Pershcribed drugs, goood.

  Prescribed drugs, good.

  Pills for everyone, very good.

  It feels good to feels "good."

  Vote democrat.

  Otish
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  nvrgnbk

  Wanna ride bikes?

  Here are some cute ADD/ADHD jokes...

  How many ADDers does it take to change a light bulb?
  Written by gingerwoman on Sat Jun 27 15:49:38 1998 GMT

  Only one, but it took several light bulbs and several months to get it done because the ADDer.....

  • Paid for the lightbulb then left it in the shop on the counter.

  • Dropped another light bulb out of a hole in his/her shopping
    bag didn't notice and ran over it with a truck.

  • Bought the wrong sort of lightbulb because s/he couldn't be bothered
    checking which sort of light bulb was needed cause that's boring.

  • Left the light bulb under a pile of clothes for several
    weeks before s/he got around to trying to put it up.

  • Couldn't remember who s/he gave the ladder
    too so decided they had to go buy another.

  • Took the old light bulb down put it on the floor next to the
    new light bulb got distracted by an idea in his/her head.

  • Ran to get notebook to write idea down idea forgot about light bulb for
    an hour as other thoughts came to mind, remembered lightbulb couldn't
    figure out which was the old light bulb and which was the new light bulb

    • AARRRRRRRRRRRRRGWho invented such an inhuman thing as a light bulb?!

• Why did the ADHD chicken cross the road?
• Because her keys just hafta be over there.