by Bring_the_Light 8 Replies latest jw experiences
The prophesy of the second coming is about to be fulfilled.
I (Bring_the_Light) shall return to Europe July 19 - August 10.
As fulfillment of the prophesy I shall come "as a thief in the night" meaning I intend to extract free food, lodging and entertainment out of any sinners who want an audience with me.
If you live anywhere in Europe, PM me your address/contact info/email address and I'll see if you fit into Gods unholy plan for me.
Hahahaha
do you have scriptural evidence to back that up? how did you arrive at your dates?
Visibly this time?
What miracles do you plan on performing to convince them of your validity?
well, finally, a light-bringer whose message is unequivocally clear. It's about time.
Can you make it a little earlier?
Nope, both Biblical prophesy non-refundable plane tickets require the timing of my arrival. :oP
Any Euro-types just PM me your contact info or city and I'll see if I can fit you in for salvation. My trip is pretty much just to wander around so no matter how leetle and uninteresting your leetle country may be, give it a whirl.
Bring_the_Light
Ha! Just noticed, sorry dude, I won't be coming to Iran until Uncle Sam sends me :oP
If by some horrid twist of fate McCain gets elected, I'll solicit meet-ups in an Iran-specific thread, wee! :oP
Ha! Just noticed, sorry dude, I won't be coming to Iran until Uncle Sam sends me :oP
If by some horrid twist of fate McCain gets elected, I'll solicit meet-ups in an Iran-specific thread, wee! :oP
