Are You a Watchtower Weenie?

by Farkel 16 Replies latest jw friends

  • NewYork44M
    NewYork44M

    Guilty as charged:

    Can you name at least 75 JW jargon words and phrases in less than two minutes? Yes - piece of cake

    Do you own a blue 4-door Buick sedan? - I did, a 1966 Buick Special (4-door sedan). It was my father's car before I got it.

  • WTWizard
    WTWizard

    I used to be like about half of the above items. Now, I think it's closer to zero.

  • Nosferatu
    Nosferatu

    - "If you are a sister with a part in the Theocratic Ministry School and you forgot to bring a hat, does it never cross your mind that you look like a total idiot with a bath towel on your head?"


    ...so THAT'S why my mother always wears a hat to the meeting! She's like the only one who does it too. She might as well put a hat on her ass to make sure Jehovah doesn't kick it at Armageddon.

  • Meeting Junkie No More
    Meeting Junkie No More

    Do you continue to auxiliary pioneer even when you are in an oxygen tent in the hospital?

    Ok, I know a few of these die hard fanatics - LMAO FUNNY!

  • JK666
    JK666

    Not anymore!

    Thank JeHoover, it really sucked.

    JK

  • Wordly Andre
    Wordly Andre

    I kicked a couple Watchtower Weenies asses back in high school

  • Magick

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