Just got this joke from a friend.
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The elder priest, speaking to the younger priest, said, "I know
you were reaching out to the young people when you had bucket
seats put in to replace the first four pews. It worked. We got
the front of the church filled first."
The young priest nodded and the old one continued, "And, you
told me a little more beat to the music would bring young people
back to church, so I supported you when you brought in that
rock 'n roll gospel choir that packed us to the balcony."
"So," asked the young priest, "what's the problem?"
"Well," said the elder priest, "I'm afraid you've gone too
far with the drive-thru confessional."
"But Father," protests the young priest. "My confessions have
nearly doubled since I began that!"
"I know, but the flashing "Toot 'n Tell or Go to Hell" neon sign
really has to go.
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