What was the most stupid word in Dub literature or Kingdom Melodies???

by Alpaca 51 Replies latest jw friends

  • Open mind
    Open mind

    OK, Alpaca, you asked for it!

    *ahem, ahem, cough, cough*

    "Even though mendacious men the truth deny,

    We know it's impossible for God to lie.

    Therefore let us preach the word with dil - i - gence,

    For in it we have the utmost con - fi - dence."

    How creepy is that? It's like images of a bad car wreck that will never go away.

    Will I ever forget Kingdumb melody lyrics?


  • Alpaca


    Quick, get into therapy as soon as you can. OMG, you have to get that shit out of your head....NOW!!!!!!



  • Open mind
    Open mind

    FYI, even the boys in Brooklyn realized "mendacious" was ready for the dust bin and replaced it with "deceitful" in our lovely brown song book.


  • ninja

    if you were to ask my mother in law...it would be...when ninja calls me "brother"

  • Quandry


  • Awakened at Gilead
    Awakened at Gilead

    Man I'm such a bad worldling... Can't get rid of all this JWness...

  • brinjen

    How about 'faithful'. Their meaning seems to equate to 'gullible'.

  • Awakened at Gilead
    Awakened at Gilead

    That reminds me... what about "slave"... as in

    "We all need to be "slaves" for Jehovah or for Christ'

    Translation: Be a mindless Watchtower drone

  • Alpaca

    How about all that BS when they talked about the "type" and the "antitype" and the "antitypical."

    Shit, I used to spend a lot of time studying and never did get my head around all of that mumbo jumbo.

  • Hortensia

    well, this has certainly been edifying, even happifying! They have a whole little dictionary of JWisms - stuff that means entirely different things to the rest of the world. Type and antitype and typify - and a whole host of Victorianisms that they still use are all pretty stupid. But apparently since I've been out (sounds like prison, doesn't it?), there is a new song with something about molested bees. That ought to win the prize for stupid.

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