OK, Alpaca, you asked for it!
*ahem, ahem, cough, cough*
"Even though mendacious men the truth deny,
We know it's impossible for God to lie.
Therefore let us preach the word with dil - i - gence,
For in it we have the utmost con - fi - dence."
How creepy is that? It's like images of a bad car wreck that will never go away.
Will I ever forget Kingdumb melody lyrics?