Medicine in the USA

by IP_SEC 5 Replies latest social humour

  • IP_SEC
    IP_SEC

    An Israeli doctor says 'Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks.'

    A German doctor says 'That is nussing, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.

    A Russian doctor says 'In my country, medeecine is so adwonced that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks.'

    The Texas doctor, not to be outdone, says 'You guys are way behind, we recently took a man with no brains out of Texas, put him in the White House for nearly eight years, and now half the country is looking for work.'

    Discuss...

  • quietlyleaving
    quietlyleaving

    funnnny

  • free2think
    free2think

    Very funny.

  • dinah
    dinah

    Funny!

    I woke up in a good mood, which is rare, so I'm not gonna dwell on Dubya and screw up my day.

  • IP_SEC
    IP_SEC

    Aww come on dih... humour is the best medicine alt

  • Hope4Others
    Hope4Others

    Good morning IP,

    I agree laughter is such a release from everyday things you deal with, I wonder what the Canadian doctor said?lol

    h40

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